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(707): View more from California

I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."

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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.

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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.

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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?

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