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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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