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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.

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What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny

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(573): View more from Missouri

i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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