Texts From Last Night · bayside3219's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

bayside3219's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(209): View more from California

You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.

Fav 23 2491 7209
share tweet
(618): View more from Illinois

the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux

Fav 13 8088 1282
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(413): View more from Massachusetts

i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"

Fav 36 16873 1734
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

Fav 30 7457 1740
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT