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(802): View more from Vermont

Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.

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(406): View more from Montana

I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started

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(+61): View more from Australia

We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime

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