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(770): View more from Georgia

To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.

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(954): View more from Florida

i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.

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(636): View more from Missouri

His pubic hair was longer than his dick

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