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(269): View more from Michigan

I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.

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(530): View more from California

Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one

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(204): View more from Manitoba

i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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Aren't they always?

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(720): View more from Colorado

No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall

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(714): View more from California

Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?

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