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(619): View more from California

After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Do what your heart wants. . .

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My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis

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(419): View more from Ohio

That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..

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(407): View more from Florida

I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much

(352): View more from Florida

Like they're going to fly away?

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