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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.

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(817): View more from Texas

Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(407): View more from Florida

i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

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(212): View more from New York

Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.

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