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(443): View more from Maryland

I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.

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(734): View more from Michigan

It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free

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(703): View more from Virginia

Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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(850): View more from Florida

So are we goin out tonight?

(315): View more from New York

Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

(850): View more from Florida

And that was fun, wasn't it?

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(301): View more from Maryland

not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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(651): View more from Minnesota

my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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