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(248): View more from Michigan

Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(214): View more from Texas

does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??

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dude, everything can mix, this is college.

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(214): View more from Texas

I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot

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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework

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(818): View more from California

he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror

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