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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent

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(847): View more from Illinois

I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test

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(302): View more from Delaware

Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak

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(314): View more from Missouri

I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.

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