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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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