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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw

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yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.

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(209): View more from California

dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."

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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.

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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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