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(978): View more from Massachusetts

who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.

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(563): View more from Iowa

The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.

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(678): View more from Georgia

At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2

(908): View more from New Jersey

Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?

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(661): View more from California

new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.

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(970): View more from Colorado

ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"

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