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(915): View more from Texas

Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up

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(315): View more from New York

You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore

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(512): View more from Texas

There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me

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(903): View more from Texas

Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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