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(317): View more from Indiana

She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave

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(281): View more from Texas

If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it

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(760): View more from California

He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.

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(607): View more from New York

He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.

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(212): View more from New York

He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I keeping finding meatballs in random places

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(541): View more from Oregon

He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came

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