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(502): View more from Kentucky

Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

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(407): View more from Florida

Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?

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(415): View more from California

Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(408): View more from California

He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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