Texts From Last Night · McCool's Favorites

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(407): View more from Florida

I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans

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(360): View more from Washington

Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.

(360): View more from Washington

It was me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You would be my first round pick for a drinking team

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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?

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Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes

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(928): View more from Arizona

I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.

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