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(804): View more from Virginia

Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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(989): View more from Michigan

I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy

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(914): View more from New York

Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.

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(607): View more from New York

You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick

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