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(602): View more from Arizona

I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day

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(336): View more from North Carolina

My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.

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(425): View more from Washington

I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"

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(716): View more from New York

It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?

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(630): View more from Illinois

The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"

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(734): View more from Michigan

I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse

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(970): View more from Colorado

Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes

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