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(813): View more from Florida

I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.

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(772): View more from Florida

she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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(407): View more from Florida

official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.

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(510): View more from California

I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...

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(720): View more from Colorado

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just found my car keys in your throw-up.

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(253): View more from Washington

is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs

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