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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.

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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??

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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...

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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.

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And so far nothing been broken!

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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.

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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment

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Thank god I got my shit together

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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.

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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza

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The hookers weren't a dream get tested

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