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(231): View more from Michigan

The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling

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(916): View more from California

The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

This is sufficient.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place

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(803): View more from South Carolina

The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

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(708): View more from Illinois

Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

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(248): View more from Michigan

He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.

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