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(458): View more from Oregon

I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND

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(574): View more from Indiana

Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive

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(808): View more from Hawaii

she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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(409): View more from Texas

Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.

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(360): View more from Washington

Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....

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