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(207): View more from Maine

She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "

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(716): View more from New York

I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers

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(703): View more from Virginia

Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him

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(516): View more from New York

the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

he fucked my hip out of place.

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(702): View more from Nevada

No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.

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(817): View more from Texas

despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds

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