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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.

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(734): View more from Michigan

This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with

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(951): View more from California

Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.

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(720): View more from Colorado

The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.

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(585): View more from New York

A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though

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