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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit

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(714): View more from California

Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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(831): View more from California

I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.

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(716): View more from New York

as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.

(1-716): View more from New York

momma always taught us never to change for a boy..

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.

(404): View more from Georgia

you should get a family discount.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?

(636): View more from Missouri

anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence

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(309): View more from Illinois

Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded

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