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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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