Texts From Last Night · BizMirage's Favorites

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(607): View more from New York

You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?

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(845): View more from New York

You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.

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(516): View more from New York

oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick

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(810): View more from Michigan

Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

(1-413): View more from Massachusetts

Ooooh. Get funfetti

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(214): View more from Texas

I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship

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