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(614): View more from Ohio

how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My liver just broke up with me...

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..

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(913): View more from Kansas

come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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(913): View more from Kansas

you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me

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(850): View more from Florida

She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

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