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(816): View more from Missouri

He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.

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(917): View more from New York City

She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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Where are you?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Strip Club

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.

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