Texts From Last Night · September, 2012

Texts from September, 2012

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(503): View more from Oregon

Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.

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(503): Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them. http://tfl.nu/c1rb

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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".

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(951): He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later". http://tfl.nu/gid9

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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.

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(402): She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat. http://tfl.nu/cjmw

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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.

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(303): I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list. http://tfl.nu/udqv

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(614): View more from Ohio

Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD

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(614): Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD http://tfl.nu/nf04

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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.

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(901): Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed. http://tfl.nu/jvs2

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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.

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(816): Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car. http://tfl.nu/sqkm

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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.

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(410): Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week. http://tfl.nu/e9o5

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party

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(580): the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party http://tfl.nu/1oc7

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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."

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(325): We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget." http://tfl.nu/mx4s

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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?

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(636): Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general? http://tfl.nu/a6jg

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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?

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(859): Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record? http://tfl.nu/se6e

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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?

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(859): I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown? http://tfl.nu/qdbc

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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.

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(304): NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME. http://tfl.nu/yb98

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(248): View more from Michigan

The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk

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(248): The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk http://tfl.nu/s1mo

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