Texts From Last Night · February, 2012

Texts from February, 2012

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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.

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I hope you fall on your chin.

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Jealousy makes you ugly.

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(802): I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore. (1-802): I hope you fall on your chin. (802): Jealousy makes you ugly. http://tfl.nu/isvw

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She puked her nose ring out of her face.

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(615): She puked her nose ring out of her face. http://tfl.nu/6cuk

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(937): View more from Ohio

as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.

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(937): as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over. http://tfl.nu/xpv9

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(530): View more from California

Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection

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(530): Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection http://tfl.nu/e8qx

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(314): View more from Missouri

The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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(314): The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons. http://tfl.nu/mw2s

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?

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(202): you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday? http://tfl.nu/psur

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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.

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I hate Sailor Jerry.

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(+04): Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles. (1+04): I hate Sailor Jerry. http://tfl.nu/k3xc

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.

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(570): I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club. http://tfl.nu/5u2s

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(850): View more from Florida

Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.

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(850): Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again. http://tfl.nu/pnzj

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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position

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I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.

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(512): I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position (1-512): I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed. http://tfl.nu/u3vm

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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.

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Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.

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(310): Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures. (310): Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW. http://tfl.nu/xwjs

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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding

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(847): Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding http://tfl.nu/svxp

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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could

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(630): So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could http://tfl.nu/zj3u

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language

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(763): It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language http://tfl.nu/6vub

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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.

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(610): hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level. http://tfl.nu/1yzt

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