Texts From Last Night

Texts from April, 2009

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  (424): View more from California

  you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain

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  (424): you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain http://tfl.nu/zpba
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  It was kinda weird being the boss

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  Did you feel like Tony Danza?

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  (540): It was kinda weird being the boss (1-540): Did you feel like Tony Danza? http://tfl.nu/xn58
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  (810): View more from Michigan

  Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college

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  (810): Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college http://tfl.nu/gnu1
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.

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  (305): I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it. http://tfl.nu/u417
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  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm going to rape that little man

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  omg not your brother

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  (414): i'm going to rape that little man (414): omg not your brother http://tfl.nu/01hx
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way

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  (614): shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way http://tfl.nu/s2k7
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on

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  (773): In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on http://tfl.nu/7jta
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  (334): View more from Alabama

  Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day

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  (334): Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day http://tfl.nu/yiro
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  (682): View more from Texas

  nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise

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  (682): nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise http://tfl.nu/kg9z
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  I want to snug with you.

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  You want my snuggie?

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  (248): I want to snug with you. (1-248): You want my snuggie? http://tfl.nu/npap
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  (248): View more from Michigan

  I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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  shutup! Who?!?

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  Hahaha April fools!

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  (248): I found somebody to have a 3 sum with (586): shutup! Who?!? (248): Hahaha April fools! http://tfl.nu/w7zs
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  (682): View more from Texas

  It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good

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  (682): It's what's on the inside that counts<div>(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good</div> http://tfl.nu/bhrm
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