Texts From Last Night · February, 2013

Texts from February, 2013

Favorite
(715): View more from Wisconsin

We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(715): We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her. http://tfl.nu/sx8g

Replies (4) Good night (887) Bad night (203) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(906): View more from Michigan

too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(906): too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious http://tfl.nu/wso0

Replies (7) Good night (821) Bad night (207) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(646): View more from New York

I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(646): I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes... http://tfl.nu/1uwm

Replies (9) Good night (254) Bad night (1139)
Favorite
(619): View more from California

You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing

(1-619): View more from California

Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this

(619): View more from California

...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(619): You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing (1-619): Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this (619): ...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down... http://tfl.nu/uvgk

Replies (4) Good night (1045) Bad night (333)
Favorite
(898): View more from

Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(898): Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous. http://tfl.nu/8yxh

Replies (2) Good night (495) Bad night (186)
Favorite
(530): View more from California

I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(530): I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing. http://tfl.nu/7jie

Replies (6) Good night (885) Bad night (175) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(989): View more from Michigan

I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(989): I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants.... http://tfl.nu/17h8

Replies (1) Good night (658) Bad night (158) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(307): View more from Wyoming

Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(307): Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents http://tfl.nu/rmp2

Replies (4) Good night (454) Bad night (382) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(301): View more from Maryland

You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(301): You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight. http://tfl.nu/hmqk

Replies (5) Good night (594) Bad night (183) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(914): View more from New York

When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(914): When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked. http://tfl.nu/4q7m

Replies (5) Good night (1907) Bad night (224)
Favorite
(951): View more from California

Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(951): Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation. http://tfl.nu/t4hm

Replies (4) Good night (1021) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(401): View more from Rhode Island

STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(401): STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN http://tfl.nu/5dil

Replies (3) Good night (987) Bad night (176) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(623): View more from Arizona

Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(623): Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff. http://tfl.nu/snvk

Replies (8) Good night (1183) Bad night (176) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius. http://tfl.nu/kk6i

Replies (3) Good night (904) Bad night (201)
Favorite
(704): View more from North Carolina

I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(704): I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/6fin

Replies (5) Good night (709) Bad night (453)

Texts from February, 2013

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: