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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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