Texts From Last Night · January, 2013

Texts from January, 2013

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.

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(215): my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue. http://tfl.nu/4yma

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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

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You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

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(713): Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style? (832): You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush. http://tfl.nu/9cao

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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course

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(239): Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course http://tfl.nu/4x8m

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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.

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(215): tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours. http://tfl.nu/k3ze

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(219): View more from Indiana

i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver

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(219): i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver http://tfl.nu/fqhq

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one

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I had a salad today

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Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies

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(978): When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one (847): I had a salad today (978): Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies http://tfl.nu/rhtj

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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks

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(204): i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks http://tfl.nu/udr3

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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip

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(775): We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip http://tfl.nu/afxb

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(941): View more from Florida

im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna

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(941): im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna http://tfl.nu/nksh

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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.

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(352): Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life. http://tfl.nu/37e0

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Hows the party lookin?

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At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party

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(608): Hows the party lookin? (414): At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party http://tfl.nu/v0wb

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one

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(406): I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one http://tfl.nu/6xky

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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to

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yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich

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wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in

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(603): I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to (302): yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich (302): wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in http://tfl.nu/z48g

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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts

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(847): You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts http://tfl.nu/dzv1

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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.

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(641): I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it. http://tfl.nu/0z7a

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