Texts From Last Night · November, 2012

Texts from November, 2012

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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?

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(775): Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram? http://tfl.nu/uqso

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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!

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(404): It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff! http://tfl.nu/0n5x

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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!

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(713): WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?! http://tfl.nu/7tg4

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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?

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I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on

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(240): Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister? (863): I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on http://tfl.nu/xj2m

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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.

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(619): I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth. http://tfl.nu/xt4j

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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.

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(586): There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life. http://tfl.nu/feu1

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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life

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(917): No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life http://tfl.nu/p0nl

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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again

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(402): I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again http://tfl.nu/3l87

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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.

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(619): Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop. http://tfl.nu/mw0u

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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.

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(585): Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job. http://tfl.nu/1yot

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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..

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WOAH TOO HIGH

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(707): I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted.. (707): WOAH TOO HIGH http://tfl.nu/n7qo

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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...

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(401): I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is... http://tfl.nu/ftaa

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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes

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(917): Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes http://tfl.nu/krda

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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.

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(814): The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends. http://tfl.nu/0kea

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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.

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(417): Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast. http://tfl.nu/el84

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