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I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
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