Texts From Last Night

Texts from May, 2009

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I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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(614): I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on. http://tfl.nu/pnve

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Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs

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(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs http://tfl.nu/gf82

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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.

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(314): I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt. http://tfl.nu/c3u1

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I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.

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(248): I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose. http://tfl.nu/ckrs

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DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?

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I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.

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(757): DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT? (703): I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear. http://tfl.nu/5lvm

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Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that

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(813): Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that <code></code> http://tfl.nu/dm03

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He disabled his match.com account in front of me

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(917): He disabled his match.com account in front of me http://tfl.nu/yzdn

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I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

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(513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors http://tfl.nu/2p2o

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(901): View more from Tennessee

pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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no

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the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

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im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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(901): pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit (1-901): no (901): the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table (901): im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE http://tfl.nu/q3wo

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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.

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He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.

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(803): I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen. (803): He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather. http://tfl.nu/rlak

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I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy

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(248): I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy http://tfl.nu/0s17

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Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?

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Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.

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(717): Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too? (206): Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no. http://tfl.nu/3dwz

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forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(845): forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night. http://tfl.nu/wdqe

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I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?

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(703): I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do? http://tfl.nu/dze2

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It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(212): It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you. http://tfl.nu/rmlk

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