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Just got to costco. Where are you?

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Liquor aisle, bring another cart.

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(773): Just got to costco. Where are you? (602): Liquor aisle, bring another cart. http://tfl.nu/c1j1

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How did you steal an entire pie?

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I don't know. It's in my purse.

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(503): How did you steal an entire pie? (602): I don't know. It's in my purse. http://tfl.nu/b3mp

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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

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(602): I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again. http://tfl.nu/a40p

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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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(602): Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest. http://tfl.nu/apc8

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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs

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you mean pants?

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(602): I wish they made sweatshirts for legs (1-602): you mean pants? http://tfl.nu/ceop

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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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(602): and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time" http://tfl.nu/r7we

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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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What will that accomplish?

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It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.

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(602): We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on. (480): What will that accomplish? (602): It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on. http://tfl.nu/n4ns

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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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(602): so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes. http://tfl.nu/egav

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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry

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(602): shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry http://tfl.nu/ty7k

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69 |D_O

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wtf does that mean??

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it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"

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(602): 69 |D_O (1-602): wtf does that mean?? (602): it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently" http://tfl.nu/6ega

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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.

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(602): I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door. http://tfl.nu/hvfb

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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.

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(602): Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress. http://tfl.nu/xjnu

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YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST

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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!

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(480): YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST (602): I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise! http://tfl.nu/2ck7

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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.

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(602): either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing. http://tfl.nu/e07a

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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy

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(602): I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy http://tfl.nu/rk38

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