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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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(484): Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud. http://tfl.nu/xhdj

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Ask politely.

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Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

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Thats good enough.

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(484): Ask politely. (610): Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you? (484): Thats good enough. http://tfl.nu/nxir

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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(484): we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed. http://tfl.nu/819f

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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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(484): I am the drunkest girl in the tree. http://tfl.nu/zje1

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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard

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(484): we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard http://tfl.nu/y3gw

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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?

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God wants them to get laid too.

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(267): Why do fat girls all have such cute faces? (484): God wants them to get laid too. http://tfl.nu/23cz

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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.

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(484): Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here. http://tfl.nu/jyp5

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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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(484): I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation" http://tfl.nu/sb0g

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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.

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(484): Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome. http://tfl.nu/6dfu

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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.

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(484): i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman. http://tfl.nu/dzx3

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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates

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(484): scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates http://tfl.nu/oxez

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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark

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(484): He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark http://tfl.nu/z2dx

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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.

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(484): Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner. http://tfl.nu/ytfs

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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours

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(484): we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours http://tfl.nu/cvkh

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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.

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(484): its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed. http://tfl.nu/kf6i

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