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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.

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(229): Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment. http://tfl.nu/tuh7

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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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(229): He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records. http://tfl.nu/dlha

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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.

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(229): please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room. http://tfl.nu/c4g1

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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.

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(229): New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents. http://tfl.nu/bhqx

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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.

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(229): He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him. http://tfl.nu/c2pz

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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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(229): College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant http://tfl.nu/1flc

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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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(229): Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night. http://tfl.nu/4bxb

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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.

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(229): You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right. http://tfl.nu/bvcn

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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru

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(229): You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru http://tfl.nu/iwra

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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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(229): I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight. http://tfl.nu/g7ms

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He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'

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Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.

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Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?

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(973): He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass' (973): Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic. (229): Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom? http://tfl.nu/xp9a

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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever

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(229): She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever http://tfl.nu/g4y3

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my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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(229): my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore http://tfl.nu/2olf

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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..

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(229): Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it .. http://tfl.nu/xli3

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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.

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(229): I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland. http://tfl.nu/f2v9

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