Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Florida (754)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?

  (954): View more from Florida

  In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach? (954): In the hopes he'll just put it in one day? http://tfl.nu/u4da
  Replies (100) Good night (1314) Bad night (8056)
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse http://tfl.nu/okem
  Replies (14) Good night (921) Bad night (3383) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam. http://tfl.nu/he4s
  Replies (35) Good night (1085) Bad night (2261) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  I feel like the other woman.

  (954): View more from Florida

  You ARE the other woman.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): I feel like the other woman. (954): You ARE the other woman. http://tfl.nu/ryi3
  Replies (19) Good night (3037) Bad night (1546)
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer? http://tfl.nu/0t31
  Replies (10) Good night (2798) Bad night (1136) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm. http://tfl.nu/ypbk
  Replies (18) Good night (4737) Bad night (953) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence. http://tfl.nu/syql
  Replies (16) Good night (4256) Bad night (934) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris. http://tfl.nu/pib9
  Replies (8) Good night (4699) Bad night (846) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day http://tfl.nu/l2mr
  Replies (6) Good night (2571) Bad night (641) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless http://tfl.nu/pgaf
  Replies (13) Good night (1151) Bad night (583) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (754): View more from Florida

  Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (754): Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now. http://tfl.nu/vbv9
  Replies (6) Good night (835) Bad night (367) Order T-Shirt