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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out

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(580): i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out http://tfl.nu/gevy

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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.

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(580): That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything. http://tfl.nu/fbvq

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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.

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(580): Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged. http://tfl.nu/xha8

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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.

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(580): Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them. http://tfl.nu/fkfv

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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny

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(580): She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny http://tfl.nu/sg6f

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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

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Really.

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(918): I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you (580): Really. http://tfl.nu/kw5b

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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.

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(580): I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite. http://tfl.nu/hgau

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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar

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(580): I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar http://tfl.nu/19bx

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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.

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(580): So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep. http://tfl.nu/hhhj

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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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(580): The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference. http://tfl.nu/nnsg

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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.

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(580): Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process. http://tfl.nu/pl4v

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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve

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(580): Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve http://tfl.nu/obez

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the snow is so cold on my vagina.

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why do you have snow on your vagina?

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vodka and heels.

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(580): the snow is so cold on my vagina. (405): why do you have snow on your vagina? (580): vodka and heels. http://tfl.nu/uvnf

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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.

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(580): You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose. http://tfl.nu/41p8

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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(580): Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one http://tfl.nu/xo36

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