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  • haahh this is great. i bring umbrellas with me everywhere i go for any drink...they just make it them that much better! mexico anyone? oh wait, drug war, nevermind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:50pm
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  • Ohh Ballz to the wall. I bet you had an amazing night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:32am
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  • Seeing how the area code is from central Arkansas, I'm really not surprised. Some bars serve alll their alcohol with cocktail umbrellas in them. Like if we get drunk enough, we might think we are in an island paradise- and not some bar in Arkansas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:24am
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  • 12:47, that couldn't be true, seeing as i was the one who typed it while i was hungover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 3:47pm
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  • oh hey 4:44 im sorry. she met me at a bar and we got a little hammered. might be time to get you a new one of those. and oh. shes got a great rack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:33am
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  • my girlfriend woke up with a fake tattoo on her boob, and i wasnt the one to put it there.. -.-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:44am
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  • 4:44 she is such a wildcat. thanks for letting me borrow her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:34am
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  • Oh wow. Leave it to Arkansas.... xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:31am
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  • no self respecting martini has an umbrella or vodka in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:11am
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  • Wow- 12:46, what's your problem? Entirely too much anger/hate this early in the day. My first thought was also "Martinis usually don't have umbrellas..." I guess maybe the OP had a fancy type of umbrella-decorated martini, or maybe she just got confused, or maybe she's not actually old enough to drink and therefor hasn't ever had a real martini. My question wouldn't be "how did the umbrellas get there?" it would be "who saw my nipples?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:36pm
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  • FAKE!!! martinis do not have umbrellas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:24pm
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  • its still funny. and shit happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:59pm
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  • no, it's supposed to be 402, NEBRASKA. i was still wasted when i put it up in the morning i typed the wrong thing. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:47am
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  • They're called cocktail umbrellas, some people call them martini umbrellas because martinis go in a cocktail glass, stop being so trivial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:57am
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  • Where are you drinking that martinis have umbrellas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:19pm
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  • i still think this is funny maybe they were special drinks :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:02pm
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  • this would be an awful night...and yes they can have umbrellas moron. oh and ever think the person who wrote the text thought martinis but meant something else...i mean they didn't know how it got there in the first place, so maybe they were a bit hungover and just wrote martini...no u didn't think that, did you? fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:46pm
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