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  • k honestly, stop hating on vaginas. PENISES AREN'T THE FRESHEST MOST TASTEY THING EITHER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Better a grilled cheese than a tuna melt!

    Submitted by superfly on Jan 30, 10 at 11:39am
  • mmmmmmm breakfast in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:24pm
  • That is the most graphic thing I've ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:15am
  • and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04pm
  • haha yeast infection! can't say i haven't done the same, once you're down there feel bad sayin "holy shit go take a shower"... lots of teethbrushing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:09am
  • That is one of the nastiest images I have even seen on TFLN- you are one sick SOB- seek help!

    Submitted by mintyshake on May 18, 10 at 3:54pm
  • dat girl had da clap clap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:55pm
  • That mental image does not appeal... Hahahahaha 10:59, sorry to break it to you but vaginas smell pretty fuckin bad sometimes so get over it.

    Submitted by BonG_HitS on Jul 21, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Uh ew, I dunno what was wrong with that girl but I've never had that problem with any of the girls I've gone down on in the morning...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I was about to eat a pizza but I'm second guessing that action

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:33am
  • what do you people have against grilled cheese sandwiches?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:26pm
  • i'm still laughing at 12:40. summed up all the gems of tfln perfectly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Ew WTF... I don't know what type of dirty girl youre going down on, but mines nice and fresh in the morning. No 'cheese' That's disgusting, I hope you bought that girl some soap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:23am
  • A grilled cheese with one or two pieces of cheese?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:19pm
  • God, I just lost five years of my life from the amount of disgust I just felt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:12am
  • I consider mine more of a cheesy roast beef, I'll say it, I smuggle the roast beef! Sausage wallet!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:56pm
  • eww thats disgusting haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:34pm
  • dicks can get really smelly. leave the vages alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:22pm
  • I don't know about the filtering process, but this censorship crap is already getting old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:10pm
  • oh shit 12:26 be careful you said "you people" now you might get deleted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Yes it may be a joke.. but it doesnt mean the girl he went down on looked like that And for everyone who says they havnt had that experience is either a virgin or hasnt gone down on a girl in the morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Fuck you. You don't understand why, but FUCK YOU, buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:57am
  • What do you expect, it's been marinading all night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Hahahahah ewww I just threw up in my mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Stop going down on sluts maybe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:25am
  • sick, something's wrong then. i got morning head today and my vag was fine, thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:40pm
  • This is an old joke. Serious question: What is the filtering process at TFLN like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:04pm
  • your mom is an old boring joke. BURN BABY YEAH!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Go down on me this instant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:36pm
  • its better when they actually have a grilled cheese tattoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:16pm
  • I've never opened a gcs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:23am
  • i thought we were talking about grilled cheese sandwiches, i dont get all the hub bub. They are delicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17pm
  • I just wanted you to know I went to a bar called Treasure Island on 6th Street in Austin last night and instead of having drink specials on the drink specials board, they had this quote. HAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 1:34 if you heard that joke in 1982 then you should grow up and get off tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Old, boring joke. Next!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:18pm
  • yeah my 8yr brother told me that one too! key word -8- grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:55pm
  • I remember this from an old dirty joke book when iwas in grade school and yeah.... It was lame when I was 8

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:39pm
  • June 30, 2009 12:36PM I will Go down on you any time you like...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:59am
  • July 1, 2009 8:57AM - I agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:49am
  • Eeewwww. Can you say yeast infection? That's not normal

    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 16, 10 at 1:43am
  • LMFAO!!! Almost made me pee a lil bit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Awwww fuck sake.... That was nasty. And I've never had such issues with giving some rise and shine licky, licky. Should let her put some water on that thing first. ew. Sometimes vaginas are disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Old joke is old.\nI want a Grilled Cheese Sandwich now.

    Submitted by Snix on Jan 29, 10 at 5:21am
  • new high or new low? i love college. i love this city. does it make me a whore? is it bad that i? i just woke up in a bathroom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:42pm
  • It does in the context of "flowback". Implying the "cheese" is sperm from the previous night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Let her go to the bathroom first, and "refresh" herself. It also removes any bladder pressure. Going down on her first thing in the morning, after a heavy night of sex can get a little ripe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Especially after a night of drinking, that shit is never right in the A.M. Whatever...I still would have put my face in it.

    Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 2:03am
  • Yea... yeast infection all the way. That's nasty, I've never had that "problem". And yea, guys balls smell like musky sweat sock so quit bitching about us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:15pm
  • None of you people use condoms?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04pm
  • not to self: If you're gonna make a fake text, you might as well get the joke right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Sick!!! Maybe it's the girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Okay that's an old joke.... and a gross one at that.... FAKE POST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25pm
  • i was eating lunch.... operative word being was, and now my coworkers probably think im balemic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Wow that's nasty....not sure what the hell your sleeping with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Only if its fetta cheese!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:59pm
  • FYL and FML!!! The imagery in my head of opening a grilled cheese sandwich and relating that to a vag, is making want to literally throw up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:31pm
  • hahaha 6/30 12:40 and 4:42.... so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Note to self: new high or new low, I love this city? Michael Jackson, i drink too much, homeless person, embarrassing sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:40pm
  • totally dane cooks joke..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:09pm
  • I'm a girl and that's pretty nasty. Flowback anyone? Ewwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:45pm
  • and i'm sure all the gentlemen's balls smell just like roses in the morning so STFU hahhaahahha touche! ball smell is fkn nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:28am
  • yeah , it is an old joke but dang , that was a HORRIBLE and unexpected visual.Too early , man !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:41pm
  • "....Sometimes vaginas are disgusting" i agree and i have one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Anyone who would even BRING a girl home with that stretchy of a vag, is nasty.\n\nSecondly, penises are only bad in the morning IF HE'S DIRTY.\n\nMy boyfriends penis is great. All day, morning, night or afternoon.

    Submitted by sunnyabrooke on Dec 6, 10 at 8:30pm
  • It is rather sad that I now want a grilled cheese sandwich.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:11pm
  • Lol dude, you got that from the radio. Still awesome, though.

    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 2:29am
  • That's what you get for a penny whore. Sighhh...

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 2:12am
  • I'm a girl and eww....not hatin' on girls but no mine never...and if i feel not so fresh I don't let it go down...guys however could have just came from the gym where they ended the two hour sweaty work out wth a huge dump and still ask you to go down on them.NASTY...thats why I insist on a pre-rinse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:55am
  • Note to self: Stop being so lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Fake. It's an old joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:04pm
  • You ever wonder what an 90 year old pussy looks like? Spread open a grilled cheese and you'll know, FAKE POST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:59am
  • Hey ladies. Hey fellas, and all the people who don't give a shit! Pussys pussy and if its got a little bit of iceing? So fucking what! Harden the fuck up, close your eyes and you will be chundering... before.... you... know it.... Fuck thats sick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:38am
  • 2:04 this has nothing to do with condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Girls are nasty!!! I wax vaginas and if they don't wash them before seeing me then they arent going to for anyone!

    Submitted by amw88 on Apr 23, 11 at 10:49pm
  • Yah cause balls are doughnuts and ice cream!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:29am
  • Awe seriously? I dont even like kissing in the morning because of morning breath... i can only imagine vaj morning breath

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:41pm
  • that just put the worst image in my head...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:23pm
  • ...^^^to go down on a girl...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06pm
  • thank you for that nasty visual

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:25pm
  • i have some pretty f-ed up conversations, and that was the most disgusting thing i have ever read. and as a female - never had that problem. CLEARLY there was something wrong with her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Something wrong with her shit... Thats prety sick dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:32pm
  • hahaha vaj morning breath!!! that's funny i don't care who ya are! there should be no kissing licking sucking or anything in the morning until some refreshing is done on both sides....ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:57am
  • there is nothing wrong with GCS they are delicious, with some cottage cheese, maybe some guacamole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Have you ever tasted morning vag? Even when there are some gooey strings it still tastes fine. A little sour and bitter but I don't mind!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:47pm
  • sickkkkk haaa

    Submitted by money_shot on May 31, 10 at 10:24pm
  • That's just gross. Why did I vision that?

    Submitted by nwoldu18 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:27am
  • I was eating lunch. Keyword = WAS. Sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:14pm
  • what type of cheese?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:44pm
  • oh dear god. one word; vomit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:26pm
  • true, not true, fake text, real text, i'll never find out because i take good care of my pussy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:56pm
  • yeah not for nothing girls vag's arent like that all maybe she had something wrong with hers but dont think its the same with other girls hahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:02am
  • filtering process SUCKS here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:14pm
  • As my old boss used to say "two good licks and all the smell's gone" Now accidentally getting a taste of thrush - that is no fun. It's like licking a handful of 9 volt batteries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:24pm
  • just add some tomato soup and enjoy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:31pm
  • well im never eating grilled cheese again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:10am
  • gross..but true..maybe not that true..but it definitely has a new scent..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:15pm
  • just threw up in my mouth. i am SOO glad i'm a straight girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:12pm
  • i dont know what you're talking about, whenever i open up a grilled cheese sandwhich i think it looks delicious

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:35pm
  • I first heard that joke in 1983.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Women should also pay attention to keeping a clean Asshole too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:40pm
  • hands down, most disgusting thing ive ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:13am
  • whats wrong with grilled cheese?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:58am
  • Fake post. Old joke about old ladies. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Thannk you sir for ruining grilled cheeses for me

    Submitted by burnttoast on Jan 26, 12 at 8:01pm
  • My boyfriend made you this. Enjoy.\nhttp://i.imgur.com/GUdgR.png

    Submitted by insigniazero on Oct 12, 11 at 8:02pm
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