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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:04pm

    " i never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye" <----HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MADE ME LAUGH!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:14pm

    WTF is wrong with you??!!

  • 95 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:22am

    i feel like the client would notice the ensuing smell...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:14am

    who says stooled? are we in med school?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:01pm

    stooled? no one says that, douche

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:59pm

    what is v. sick, June 9, 2009 6:16pm?

  • 83 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:09am

    rofl "stooled" rofl rofl rofl

  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:18pm

    best text I have read!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:03am

    he "Sharted" its a Fart where some shit slips out.

  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:49pm

    hahaha greatest text yet... stooled...i like it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:10am

    so so gross haha maybe he/she was on the ali pill

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:13am

    thats awesome that u can stool while looking someone in the eye. No squinting or funny faces? that is talent. I think. I woulda busted a nut. Wait. I think I just did. Good story anyway! Hope ya feel better

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:49am

    it was food poisoning...and a nurse had used the term "stool" as a verb, which my friend and i laughed ourselves sick over, so now we use it to amuse ourselves. no matter if other people think we're douches.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:13pm

    haahahhhahahah BEST!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:03pm

    That's happened to me once before. the in public stuff. Once in HS when my mom was picking me up... and the movie theater was closed, no bathroom, and i had food poisoning. then she had to drive me home with my friend in the car... sooooo awkward. I feel for you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:28pm

    I've "stooled" myself in public before. Worst night of my life. Never ever ignore the signs!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:02pm

    Sadly, my phone number starts with this area code too, and West Elm would be in Red Bluff, California. Good job Bluff, Good Job.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:42pm

    DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THIS???? in my 23 years of life... through sickness and in health i have NEVER... NEVER "stooled" myself..... how does that happen????

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:01am

    LMAO at the two responses, I was thinkin the same thing!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:01am

    agreed 403, fuck all the haters..."stooled" is definitely a new part of my vocabularly

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:56am

    seriously, are you crippled? walking to the bathroom was impossible?

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:45am

    Side effect of swine flu? :P

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:03pm

    I had a flu recently that had a side effect of spontaneous shits for weeks. Twice I didn't make it to the bathroom, but thank god I was at home!

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:31pm

    you must have a killer poker face.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:53pm

    lmmfao god i love hearing poop stories.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:45pm

    Why did two people say stool as if that's justs something people say to each other.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02am

    Oh my god. Sooooo funny.

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:37pm

    12:42 Give it time; it WILL happen.

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    Submitted by spapa13 on Jul 7, 10 at 11:06pm

    too much anal for you

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:51pm

    seriously, two grown people used "stool" as an everyday word. DOUCHES.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by deanne333 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:38am

    Lmao!!!!!!!

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:28pm

    West Elm is in Woodland too, which is also the 530. Definitely a Woodlandish thing to do.

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:32pm

    I'm from the dirty 530!

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:49am

    it stands for "very sick". Idiot

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:38pm

    i laughed out loud upon reading that. a good hearty man laugh.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:54am

    Nasty. You been taking it up the ass? Shit just fallin' out now. *shudders*

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:10pm

    "STOOLED?!" Who the hell says "stooled"... ever?

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:44am

    Chico, peeps, Chico.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:28pm

    I like how you clarified. Keep up the good... er work.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:03pm

    I don't see why people go on this website if they can't appreciate good humor...I find the term "stooled" absolutely hilarious and I appreciate their whit. =)

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    Submitted by 1run4fun on Sep 29, 10 at 6:24am

    Hahahaha at 6:45 I was literally just thinking that. I'm sad there is no description of the person's face when they realized they were smelling shit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:27am

    hahahahahah i was just about to write the EXACT thing as 2:14

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:05pm

    12:10 this text probable came from a grad student at UCD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:39am

    This is probably the most hilarious stuff ever! And 8:53 I also lovveeeeeeee hearing shit stories!!!