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  • 408 61
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:39am
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    now just imagine our disappointment when we a hot guy and he has crayon dick.

  • 351 51
    Submitted by iowawashington on Jun 25, 10 at 9:30am
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    That's why they call it the wonder bra, as in "I wonder where the f**** her boobs went!"

  • 245 37
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 25, 10 at 2:32pm
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    ahh the power of Victoria and all of her secrets.

  • 217 87
    Submitted by xuncommonx on Jun 25, 10 at 1:12pm
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    Honestly, a bra can only do much. Unless she is wearing a shirt with a very high neckline so it's all covered up, you can tell. And honestly, who the f* cares - smaller breasts are usually nicer looking anyway once you take everything off.

  • 143 40
    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 25, 10 at 4:20pm
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    I don't carry around a 13in sausage in my pants and when I take them off I just throw it behind me and go "yeah that? That's for support"

  • 133 53
    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 25, 10 at 11:51am
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    I totally understand...i know what it's like praying that a guy's penis is at least average sized...they get your hopes up, then dash them with inadequacy.

  • 134 59
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 25, 10 at 5:30pm
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    gentlemen-just a theory, but smaller breasted women are some of the best and freakiest in bed... test it out... not hatin on large boobs, just a voice of experience.

    • 30 29
      Submitted by yamiryu on Jun 26, 10 at 4:32pm
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      they also don't sag like large ones do

  • 83 35
    Submitted by ruhulynn on Jun 25, 10 at 3:02pm
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    hello bombshell!

  • 84 48
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 25, 10 at 12:21pm
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    Iowawashington-- isn't "fuck" only four letters?

  • 76 61
    Submitted by Mythyc on Jun 25, 10 at 5:39pm
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    New outfit......A hundred dollars.\nAdd-A-Size pushup pads......twenty bucks.\nGirls night out at the club.....twenty five bucks.\nLook on his face when I answer him with "Sure you can play with them" and then pull a pushup pad out of my bra and hand it to him.....Priceless.

  • 72 62
    Submitted by wolf on Jun 25, 10 at 12:27pm
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    You know girls would throw a fit if a guy stuffed his pants. I think we should be about to complain.

  • 92 103
    Submitted by 110340 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:39pm
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    xuncommonx- nah, big tits are much better. you're just saying that because you're flat.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by pierce258 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:02pm
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    Those new bras that add 2 cup sizes are false advertisement. I'm a DD, but I have some A and B cup friends that get those bras and when things get hot and heavy, to his dismay the boobs were an illusion

  • 57 38
    Submitted by elite on Jun 26, 10 at 3:51am
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    @mythyc.... You tried too hard to make a priceless joke out of this text. You're a failure.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by d2damac on Jun 25, 10 at 10:32am
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    Same thing as lying...

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 25, 10 at 9:46am
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    Happens

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 25, 10 at 9:17am
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    Ha... Haha... HAHAHAHA. I can imagine your blank stare at them as your in the middle of intercourse.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by An0n on Jun 25, 10 at 12:55pm
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    Lauren that's completely different. You don't have a clue about how big he his unless he has a lifted truck. But that's so shitty, I hate when boobs appear way larger than they are.

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      Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Jun 25, 10 at 6:09pm
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      yeah, different in the sense that you get an IDEA about the size beforehand. it's obvious when a girl stuffs, and you know she's smaller than she looks. small guys wear baggy pants and you don't know til you're already in bed and then it's too late to do anything about it. girls have it worse off.

  • 39 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 4:03pm
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    i know the feeling :( it's very sneaky...

  • 40 36
    Submitted by mirandaa on Jun 25, 10 at 2:07pm
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    Pichu--> win. Hahaha

  • 63 83
    Submitted by jacqgoff on Jun 25, 10 at 8:52pm
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    I used to have that problem. $7,000 solved it quickly.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by joecool11 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:27am
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    Hate when that happens...

  • 28 17
    Submitted by whatever234567 on Oct 2, 10 at 6:34pm
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    This is a fantastic text, not to mention all the great replies. Go PA

  • 32 26
    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 3:14am
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    She shoulda kept it on

  • 38 40
    Submitted by cbtango on Jun 27, 10 at 2:31am
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    It's the Bombshell Bra from VS, lying to men everywhere since feb of 2010!

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 2:47am
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    .....bombshell.... Nasty shit fake boobs

  • 44 55
    Submitted by asdfghjll on Jun 26, 10 at 3:18am
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    Push up bras.. The mericals they do. <3

  • 37 42
    Submitted by TheLast on Jun 25, 10 at 12:30pm
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    Been there

  • 42 53
    Submitted by mileygirl2 on Jun 26, 10 at 12:14am
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    Hahaha my friend pushes up her boob in her pictures on facebook it's so bad

  • 30 34
    Submitted by augfire on Jun 25, 10 at 8:43pm
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    I've been there

  • 29 34
    Submitted by biiotch on Jun 25, 10 at 2:35pm
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    HAHHAHAHA that's hilarious.

  • 63 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 3:18pm
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    Haha my girlfriend got one of those. She asked me why I don't take her shirt off anymore during sex...

  • 30 40
    Submitted by tpfeifer on Jun 26, 10 at 1:12am
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    Someone bought yhe miraculous pushup by vs

  • 72 125
    Submitted by teacher31 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:21am
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    Women have no idea how annoying this is. It's happened to me dozens of times, I'm thinking ah she has perfect C cups... get the bra off and it's down to an A. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU. At that point, big nipples would be the only redemption.

    • 28 37
      Submitted by yamiryu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:13am
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      better to have small ones since they don't sag though the smaller the boobs the larger the nipples are in many cases

  • 38 58
    Submitted by buttonsmedic on Jun 25, 10 at 9:23pm
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    Stupid girls and there fake boob bras. It's disgraceful, not to mention decieving

    • 45 39
      Submitted by yamiryu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:15am
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      no worse then a guy having a tiny dick and wearing baggy jeans to cover it up

    • 33 28
      Submitted by ThatDirtyWater on Jun 26, 10 at 7:14pm
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      there -> their. decieving -> deceiving. get a dictionary.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by damnfine on Jun 25, 10 at 8:09pm
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    Lol ruhulyn.

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    Submitted by melrosegirl18 on Feb 10, 11 at 12:22am
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    She was wearing a miraculous bra from Victoria's Secret lmao

  • 27 40
    Submitted by sHy on Jun 30, 10 at 11:08am
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    Andd that.. Is Victorias secret...

  • 23 34
    Submitted by surferchick429 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:30pm
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    Why. Do you think victoria's secret is so profitable!? It's not for covering up....

  • 29 46
    Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Jun 26, 10 at 6:52pm
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    Lmao! That happens to soooo many guys like me and I feel bad for em

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Tyrock57 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:33am
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    12345788

  • 22 41
    Submitted by xxthatgirlxx on Jun 26, 10 at 3:57pm
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    Haha the joys of a pushup. That's why I never purchase any b/c they can be very decieving. I mean you may get the guy but before the night even ends you won't be having him anymore! It's like who are you trying to convince the guy or yourself?

  • 22 55
    Submitted by sexbomb on Jun 27, 10 at 10:56am
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    Haha never had a guy experience that problem with me.

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